HUMOR
Did You Adopt a Cat or Have a Baby?
The similarities may horrify you.
You can’t really afford it, but it just sort of showed up and now you’re stuck with it.
No matter how much you love it and give it every single thing it could possibly need, it still doesn’t listen to you.
Before you buy anything new, you imagine what it will look like with vomit stains.
It will eat only a few very specific foods, which is subject to change at any moment, without warning.
It makes you break out in hives. Not because you’re allergic to it, but because every so often it hits you that you are solely responsible for its survival.
It sleeps during the day and is awake all night.
It costs you thousand of dollars in medical bills.
Everybody else’s seem better behaved.
It screams when you try to cut its toenails.
Sometimes it’s potty-trained, sometimes it isn’t.
It wants to be touched. But if you touch it too much, it will bite you. How much is too much? Nobody knows.
Its favorite toys make noise.
It will loudly and insistently tell you it needs something in a language you can’t understand.
It looks adorable wearing a hat.
You’re not sure how it happened, but suddenly you have three.
