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Conversations I’ve Had At Bars Or Things I’ve Said To The Medical Student Shadowing My Gynecologist?

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So, are you married?

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Oh, you’re each going to grab a breast? Okay.

I’m pretty limber.

Where do you go to school?

Wow, that’s cold.

I’m not really a breeder.

I had genital warts but they went away.

I’m very irritated.

I haven’t been sexually active since the Reagan administration.

What does your girlfriend think about your job?

It’s a no-fly zone.

I only come every three years.

You have very soft hands.

How old are you?

Hop up on the table.

I’ve Decided To Live In A Van Down By The River

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