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Congratulations On Being Fully Vaccinated!
An email from my helpful neighborhood pharmacy.
CDC Guidelines for Vaccinated People
Experts (despite what your cousin Richie is saying on Facebook in between posting pro-gun memes) have determined that the COVID-19 vaccines are very effective in helping stop the spread of COVID-19, but there are still a few things to keep in mind.
What you can now do:
Fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear a mask or physically distance in any setting (this is completely wrong, by the way, but they figure nobody’s probably reading this anyway), except where required by federal, state, local, tribal, territorial laws or regulations, local business and workplace guidance, or when visiting places where they want to stay alive and not catch a deadly disease.
What hasn’t changed:
THE PANDEMIC IS STILL GOING ON, OMG WE CAN’T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS. Continue to watch for symptoms of COVID-19 if you’ve been exposed to the virus, and get tested if you start experiencing symptoms, morons.
At R — A — , protecting your whole health includes boosting your immunity. Make sure you’re up to date with any other vaccines…
