HUMOR

Brutally Honest Texts from FedEx Regarding Your Delivery

Your package is sort of on its way, maybe, if you’re lucky.

Bev Potter
2 min readApr 11, 2024

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Photo by Obi — @pixel8propix on Unsplash

FedEx: A package is on the way! Your scheduled delivery is 04/12. Reply MANAGE for more options. Reply HELP for help. STOP to cancel

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com