Humor

Bill Gates’ Pick-Up Lines

This brainiac is soon-to-be single and lookin’ to mingle.

PHOTOGRAPH BY SPENCER LOWELL (FAIR USE)

Now that our favorite geek and computer overlord is headed to splitsville, let’s look at some of the pick-up lines he’s practicing in the mirror every night while he tries on different sweaters.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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