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Autumn Is The Best Season And I Will Fight Anybody Who Disagrees With Me To The Death

Look at those leaves. Look at ‘em! (Photo by Jeremy Thomas on Unsplash)

Like all right-thinking people, my favorite colors are red and orange. So when the trees start getting ready for their long winter nap, I’m ecstatic that I can stop looking at all that hideous green.

I almost never decorate for holidays. Christmas? *shrug* Easter? I’m just here for the…