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Are You A Person Or A Neglected Houseplant?

A quick quiz to help you decide whether you’re still human.

Photo by Janelle Hiroshige on Unsplash

It’s been a long winter, and you might be wondering, “Am I even a human being anymore, or have I turned into a houseplant?”

The following will help you decide whether you are in fact a neglected Dracaena massangeanas, or perhaps…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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