Another Goddamn Day In Shit City
With apologies to Nick Flynn
My mom is old. Really old. Like, OMFG, please do not let me get that old.
So today we loaded up for a ride to the bank to break into her safety deposit box, which is the one thing I can’t make payable on death. I either get into it now, or I’ll have to open up an estate for just that: a box full of $2 bills and pictures of her…