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Annie’s Is The Worst Mac N’ Cheese On The Market

There. I said it.

Yes, there are many other things that should be keeping me up at night other than the relative merits of boxed macaroni and cheese, but this is really bothering me.

Annie’s is the kind of organic hippie fare that people pay top dollar for because “organic” without even knowing what that means or if it even matters.

Sure, you’re buying a box of organic macaroni and cheese. You’re a wonderful human being. Tell it to say hello to its neighbor, 6-Piece Chicken McNuggets with Honey Mustard Dipping Sauce when it hits your colon.

Ignoring pesticides for the moment, let’s just talk about the taste.

There’s some kind of cult that has taken over the minds of apparently everyone in America except me. This cult loves Annie’s mac n’ cheese. Annie’s macaroni and cheese is going to be their last meal before the flying saucers take them to Venus.

Annie’s mac n’ cheese consistently gets five stars on every single web site and appears either at or near the top of every “best” list.

I love this list that ranks Kroger mac n’ cheese higher than Annie’s. Whoever wrote this list was extremely drunk. And of course they…