An Advice Column Written By A Bitter, Middle-Aged Divorcée

Who may or may not be me (it’s definitely me).

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Dear MAD:

My husband sometimes hogs the covers at night. What should I do?

— Chilly

Dear Chilly:

Slash his tires. Actually, it’s really hard to slash somebody’s tires. It’s better to…