An Advice Column Written By A Bitter, Middle-Aged Divorcée

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Dear MAD:

My husband sometimes hogs the covers at night. What should I do?

— Chilly

Dear Chilly:

Slash his tires. Actually, it’s really hard to slash somebody’s tires. It’s better to…

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.