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A Quick Memo Regarding Boundaries in the Office Fridge
If I have to put up police tape, I will.
Hey everybody,
It has come to my attention that somebody keeps invading my section of the office refrigerator. My section — it case it wasn’t incredibly obvious — is the left-hand side of the middle shelf.
That means there’s an invisible line down the middle of the shelf past which no other foodstuffs should cross.
Remember the Maginot Line from high school history class?
Maginot Line (noun)
Ma·gi·not Line (ˈma-zhə-ˌnō-)
1: a line of defensive fortifications built before World War II to protect the eastern border of France but easily outflanked by German invaders.
2: a defensive barrier or strategy that inspires a false sense of security.
Well, ain’t that the truth, because sure enough, the minute my back is turned, somebody’s water bottle is hogging my prime yogurt territory.
I don’t know what part you don’t understand.
BTW, how long are you going to keep that nasty open can of iced tea in there? (A) It’s nothing but citric acid and water — a tea leaf has never come…
