Humor

A Paint Chip By Any Other Name

I think I’ve found my porpoise.

Photo by David Pisnoy on Unsplash

Every morning I wake up and think, “Somewhere there’s a person whose job is to name paint colors.”

How do I get that job? What’s the pay like? Do you get locked in a small room with nothing but a dictionary, or do you get to walk around outside to experience all those robins’ eggs and daffodils and…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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