Humor

A Paint Chip By Any Other Name

I think I’ve found my porpoise.

Photo by David Pisnoy on Unsplash

Every morning I wake up and think, “Somewhere there’s a person whose job is to name paint colors.”

How do I get that job? What’s the pay like? Do you get locked in a small room with nothing but a dictionary, or do you get to walk around outside to experience all those robins’ eggs and daffodils and…