Humor

A Letter To Santa

This is an intervention.

Photo by hue12 photography on Unsplash

Dear Santa,

This is a safe space. We’re all friends here. No, there aren’t any cookies and milk.

See, that’s part of the problem. You clearly suffer from metabolic syndrome, symptoms of which include high blood pressure, high blood sugar, excess body fat around the waist, and abnormal cholesterol levels…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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