A Christmas Carol: 2020

May the higher power of your choice bless us every one.

Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash

TINY TIM: Child with preexisting condition lacks affordable health care.

BOB CRATCHIT: Minimum-wage worker secretly writes Antifa manifesto, plans podcast.

SCROOGE: Business owner applies for stimulus check, uses funds to purchase psychedelics and fresh potatoes. Has bad trip…