PinnedA Short List of Things I’m Panic-Buying Because of TariffsExperts are saying not to do this, so of course I’m doing itApr 6A response icon85Apr 6A response icon85
PinnedI Just Heard My Former Co-Worker’s Name on CNN Because ‘The White House is Watching Her Case’…Too bad that case is based on a massive lieFeb 27A response icon40Feb 27A response icon40
PinnedPublished inMuddyUmI’m the Person Driving a Tesla CybertruckI didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to comeAug 10, 2024A response icon113Aug 10, 2024A response icon113
PinnedThe California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.Oct 26, 2021A response icon137Oct 26, 2021A response icon137
PinnedAnother Goddamn Day In Shit CityWith apologies to Nick FlynnOct 2, 2022A response icon59Oct 2, 2022A response icon59
My Favorite Weatherman Just Got Fired for Being A PervertIs there anybody you can trust?May 11A response icon60May 11A response icon60
What Are the Neighbors Building?Whatever it is, it’s a bad ideaMay 8A response icon23May 8A response icon23
I’m the Opposite of a Storm ChaserI’m a storm runner awayerMay 6A response icon29May 6A response icon29
I Almost Swallowed a WormIt’s not the worm that worries me, it’s where I found itMay 3A response icon34May 3A response icon34
I Gave My Cell Phone to A RobotWe’ve got a long way to goApr 23A response icon17Apr 23A response icon17