PinnedA Short List of Things I’m Panic-Buying Because of TariffsExperts are saying not to do this, so of course I’m doing itApr 6A response icon88Apr 6A response icon88
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PinnedPublished inMuddyUmI’m the Person Driving a Tesla CybertruckI didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to comeAug 10, 2024A response icon112Aug 10, 2024A response icon112
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PinnedAnother Goddamn Day In Shit CityWith apologies to Nick FlynnOct 2, 2022A response icon59Oct 2, 2022A response icon59
Things I’m Doing to Prepare for the Heat DomeLessons I’ve earned the hard way1d agoA response icon101d agoA response icon10
I May Be President of the United States, but What I Really Want to Be Is a Late-Night TV HucksterIf you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit3d agoA response icon153d agoA response icon15
Things I Need to Do at Work TodayIn my role as the only person who knows how to do anything4d agoA response icon284d agoA response icon28
Today’s Crafts Are Tomorrow’s GarbageHow a 30-minute drive to a craft fair became a three-hour tour of Amish country without a mapJun 7A response icon35Jun 7A response icon35
