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10 Things I Miss That Will Probably Make Me Cry

Thanks, Paul Combs.

Wow. Just… wow. (Photo by Joshua J. Cotten on Unsplash)

As the old saying goes, I’ll probably be late for my own funeral. I imagine a traffic jam of coffins, all because I hit the snooze button on the big sleep.

Paul Combs issued a challenge, as he is wont to do, back in September, and I’m finally getting around to writing about 10 things I miss. It’s probably going to make me cry. But the cereal aisle at the grocery store make me cry, so this is not unusual.

I had a list somewhere, but like every list I’ve ever made, I lost it. It’s probably in a shopping cart somewhere being puzzled over by a bored bag boy. “Giant Barbie head?”

So as usual I’m going to make things up as I go along. The seat belt light has been turned off and you may move about the cabin. The attendant will be by to take your drinks order.

1. My giant Barbie head. I had this giant Barbie head when I was a kid. I hated Barbies and dolls in general. I was a toy tractor kind of kid. But the point of The Head was you could style the hair and put makeup on it. Which was fine until I ran out of the special water-soluble makeup and my mom didn’t know where to buy more. If I had that head today, I could take over YouTube with makeup tutorials — I just need something to practice on and my boyfriend is not…