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10 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than People
I could probably come up with a lot more than 10.
2 min readMar 14, 2024
- Dogs will tolerate your spontaneous displays of affection without saying, “You’re blocking the television,” or “I’m almost done with this chapter,” or “Who are you?”
- Dogs don’t get to choose what they eat. They will happily eat the same thing every day, for their entirely too short lives, and not once expect you to make a “special meal” for their birthday or cook a large, labor intensive feast for their entire family twice a year and then either criticize the outcome or fall asleep in a recliner while you clear the table and wash the dishes.
- Dogs love you unconditionally. Not just when you’re young, or thin, or in a good mood, or not demonstrating any sort of “neediness”, or when you’re wearing make-up, or when you color your hair, or when you’re in a good mood. You are the world to your dog. You are their God. Their love doesn’t come with rules.
- You can put funny clothes on dogs and they have no clue how stupid they look. Zero. Just like babies.
- You can put dogs in a box or attach them to a leash and nobody calls child welfare.
- You can yell at a dog and they will completely and utterly forgive you, instead of tucking the memory…
