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Old-Fashioned Baby Names That Will Destroy Your Child’s Life

Proceed with caution

Nov 2

The image shows a young child sitting on a plaid blanket outdoors. The child has a serious, almost pouty expression on their face, with furrowed brows, as they sit on a grassy area with blurred greenery in the background.

Nov 2

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The Item You Want Is Only Available in Small, Extra Small, and Pygmy

Are we allowed to say Pygmy? This is the last time, we swear.

Aug 26

Many T-shirts of the same size and style in different shades of pink hanging from a rack.

Aug 26

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I’m the Person Driving a Tesla Cybertruck

I didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to come

Aug 10

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Aug 10

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The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.

Oct 26, 2021

The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

Oct 26, 2021

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Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

With apologies to Nick Flynn

Oct 2, 2022

Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

Oct 2, 2022

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What to Do When Someone Is Murdered in the Apartment Next to Yours

A handy real-life guide to what happens after the shooting stops

8h ago

What to Do When Someone Is Murdered in the Apartment Next to Yours

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I’ve Gained Three Pounds Since the Election From Doom Eating

Americans are looking for comfort in all the wrong places

4d ago

I’ve Gained Three Pounds Since the Election From Doom Eating

4d ago

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I Don’t Miss the Mrs.

So why do people keep calling me that?

5d ago

I Don’t Miss the Mrs.

5d ago

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I’m Moving to Platypusyacan, Mexico Where I Can Live on Five Dollars a Month

I’m going to uproot my entire life because I watched a video

5d ago

I’m Moving to Platypusyacan, Mexico Where I Can Live on Five Dollars a Month

5d ago

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President Trump Appoints Brain Worm as Head of the FDA

Worm promises a dead bear cub on every table

Nov 11

President Trump Appoints Brain Worm as Head of the FDA

Nov 11

Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com

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