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Old-Fashioned Baby Names That Will Destroy Your Child’s Life

Proceed with caution

4d ago

The image shows a young child sitting on a plaid blanket outdoors. The child has a serious, almost pouty expression on their face, with furrowed brows, as they sit on a grassy area with blurred greenery in the background.

4d ago

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The Item You Want Is Only Available in Small, Extra Small, and Pygmy

Are we allowed to say Pygmy? This is the last time, we swear.

Aug 26

Many T-shirts of the same size and style in different shades of pink hanging from a rack.

Aug 26

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I’m the Person Driving a Tesla Cybertruck

I didn’t just purchase a “truck”, I purchased an ugly chunk of automotive history that will be mocked for decades to come

Aug 10

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Aug 10

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The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

We’ve all made this mistake at some point in our lives.

Oct 26, 2021

The California Family That Died Hiking In The Sierra National Forest Were Victims Of A Common Human…

Oct 26, 2021

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Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

With apologies to Nick Flynn

Oct 2, 2022

Another Goddamn Day In Shit City

Oct 2, 2022

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The Next Generation Will Be a Bunch of Unwanted Kids With Rotten Teeth and Whooping Cough

Our children will pay for the consequences of our actions

15h ago

The Next Generation Will Be a Bunch of Unwanted Kids With Rotten Teeth and Whooping Cough

15h ago

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I’m Pandora and I’m Happy That After Kamala Harris Wins the Election, I Can Stuff All the Bad…

That’s how it works, right?

2d ago

I’m Pandora and I’m Happy That After Kamala Harris Wins the Election, I Can Stuff All the Bad…

2d ago

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The Shame of Being Alone

No, I don’t have an emergency contact, but thanks for reminding me

3d ago

The Shame of Being Alone

3d ago

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How to Eat a Fruit Basket that Arrives at the Office When Nobody Else Is There

A step-by-step guide to getting the pineapple stars on a stick you deserve.

Oct 30

How to Eat a Fruit Basket that Arrives at the Office When Nobody Else Is There

Oct 30

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How to Use a Neti Pot Without Dying

It’s just a matter of overcoming your instinctive and completely legitimate fear of drowning

Oct 28

How to Use a Neti Pot Without Dying

Oct 28

Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com

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